Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Tanggal Lahir Anda = Kepribadian Anda?


dapet email dari lune, gue lahir tanggal 30, jadi ... ini kepribadian gue :
*note: yg italic tanggepan gue

Tanggal Tiga Puluh
Lahir pada tanggal tiga puluh menunjukkan sosok yang vital, gugup dan jarang sakit karena kekebalan tubuh. Anda perlu menghindari berbagai jenis obsesi dan sebaiknya jangan mencoba kekuatan gaib untuk bersenang-senang.

emang gampang gugup, kyk postingan di bawah ... :D dan gue emang jarang sakit :)

Tetapkan pendapat Anda. Anda selalu berpikir Andalah yang benar, mendasarkan kesimpulan Anda pada pengetahuan sedikit yang dilengkapi dengan imajinasi dan intuisi Anda sendiri.

lagi2 bener banget :D

Bersifat setia dan seorang teman baik, Anda bisa menjadi guru, penulis atau pekerja sosial yang bagus. Anda genit dan suka diterimakasihi untuk hal-hal yang Anda kerjakan. Walaupun Anda dapat menjadi seorang manajer yang sempurna, Anda sangat tidak menyukai kerja.

waks!! lagi2 dibilang genit nih... duh.. gemini banget sih.. :p
bener emang, gak gitu suka kerja... wong pemalas gini...
shivering

hiiii....
tadi pagi pas sampe kantor, si boss tau2 ngajak gue buat ikutan ke kantor client buat presentasi
walah..!! :O koq gak bilang dari kemaren kalo gue harus ikutan ??
di mobil, si boss ngasih dasi ke gue, trus ...
"lah, pak.. masa saya make kemeja lengan pendek trus make dasi ??"
hehehe.. akhirnya gak jadi make dasi ...

di kantor client, ternyata yang dateng orang2 asing gitu, jadi si boss presentasi make bahasa inggris
gue, walopun gak presentasi, tapi gemeteran ketakutan .. soalnya demo presentasinya gue yang bikin!
takut aja kalo aplikasinya gak jalan ato error...

tapi, Alhamdulillah presentasinya lancar...
si bule2 itu juga cukup puas dgn demonya walopun demonya cuma dikit banget ... :)

trus2, hehehe.. dunia kayaknya kecil banget yah..
ternyata di situ ada senior gue waktu kuliah dulu.. :D
dia gak kenal gue sih karena jaraknya emang lumayan jauh, 4 angkatan... tapi gue tau dia
dan kayaknya, di kantor sebelah, 1 lantai dengan kantor client ini, ada kantornya junior gue ... :p

btw, ntar mo siap2 liat tempat asalnya para cowok, Planet Mars ... :D

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

tulalit ???

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named
chief of the Communist Party in China.

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?