jokes anyone ??

sorry buat yang ud baca di milis... gak ada salahnya kan kalo dibagi di sini.. :)

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Potential & Reality

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between
"Potentially" and "In reality"
Dad: I will show you

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for 1 million dollars ?
Wife: Yes of course, I would never waste such an opportunity !

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars?
Daughter: Waow ! Yes !! This is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars ?
Elder Son: Yeah, Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million
dollars! I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars ;
but " Inreality" we are living with 2 bitches and 1 gay !!

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Terapi hipnotis untuk gangguan seksual

Khawatir akan kehidupan seks rumah tangganya yang semakin menurun, seorang suami memutuskan untuk menemui ahli terapi seksual. Solusi yang diberikan oleh ahli terapi tsb berupa hipnotis, dan ternyata amat manjur.

Istrinya merasa puas dengan kembalinya keperkasaan suaminya. Tapi ia merasa sedikit terganggu dengan kebiasaan baru yang dilakukan suaminya.
Setiap malam ketika akan berhubungan intim, si suami selalu pergi dulu ke
kamar mandi dan ber-menit2 berada di dalam.

Tak tahan lagi membendung kecurigaannya, suatu malam, si istri mengikuti ke kamar mandi. Di sana, ia melihat suaminya berdiri di depan cermin sedang menjalankan terapi hipnotisnya. Ia bergumam ber-ulang2, "Ia bukan istriku, tapi sekretarisku... ia bukan istriku, tapi sekretarisku... ia bukan istriku, tapi sekretarisku..."

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huehehehe... ini jokenya buat bobo nih ... :P